There’s nothing funny about Mercury Retrograde, except when technology itself is cracking jokes about the chaos that the backwars-traveling planet brings with it! Siri’s got jokes, and so do many other Mercury Retrograde victims on Twitter. These tweets about times that Mercury Retrograde are too true make the entire national disaster well worth it! Laugh at these hilarious true feelings about our lives for the next 22 days.
10 Mercury Retrograde Tweets that are Too Real
I feel like Mercury has been in retrograde my entire life
— ALLIEBAMBINA (@AllieBambina) May 2, 2016
Who else feels this way? Can we agree that there’s a nice, solid cluster of issues during Mercury Retrograde? I think we can!
2. When that Mercury Retrograde beat drops!
when #MercuryRetrograde hits + you can't do shit but laugh at it
— taj rani (@TAJrani) April 29, 2016
We’ve got a new retrograde dance; it’s called the Duck and Cover. Maybe the final move is curl up under a blanket for the next 22 days?
3. Even Siri knows it’s Mercury Retrograde!
My ITunes keeps popping open even after I close the app. "Siri make it stop." Siri: "I can't it's #MercuryRetrograde" ????✨
— Myra Joloya (@myrajoloya) April 30, 2016
We’re not sure if this is real, but it’s hilarious. I’m starting to think that Mercury Retrograde is a vacation for tech. Siri’s in digital Hawaii as we speak! Well, at least, as we try to speak.
4. The struggle is real!
The only thing I am worried about currently, is dropping my PHONE! #MercuryRetrograde
— sneha dadarwal (@sneha_dadarwal) May 1, 2016
Should we start selling Mercury Retrograde bundles that contain foam wraps for phones?
5. Well, that escalated quickly.
#MercuryRetrograde be like:
"I reset my password 25 times but it doesn't work and neither does my email or my iMessage or my OS or my life"
— AppleCare Hell (@applecare_hell) May 1, 2016
Good thing pizza is not affected by Mercury Retrograde. Let the pizza give you life!
6. Hashtag: TRUTH.
I've been observing #MercuryRetrograde for several years and this one is one of the worst ever.
— ALESSANDRA (@AlessandraTrask) May 1, 2016
So many people are feeling this retrograde. I usually only notice it during the pre-shadow periods We think you’re absolutely right!
7. Hashtag: ThirdPlanetProblems.
I can't buy a car for 3 weeks?? #MercuryRetrograde ????????????
— Karen Fuller (@kayrock421) April 30, 2016
Get it? Because we’re on Earth and are the only planet that experiences the retrograde from our perspective, at our time, and with our problems!
8. Day 2: All hope is lost.
— Becca B (@BeccaBummer) April 29, 2016
Will we make it through Mercury Retrograde? What will day 18 look like? Will we have destroyed all technology in a deep rage? Becca will keep you posted.
9. The only time you should not get excited about free TVs.
So many broken TVs out on the curb this morning. #MercuryRetrograde
— Lydia Mack (@ChaiAndSass) April 29, 2016
Is anything ever truly free?
10. We won’t miss you, Mercury Retrograde!
I know #MercuryRetrograde just started but I'm ready for it to end. ????????????
— Anna James (@FashBoulevard) April 30, 2016
We’re ready, too. We’re so ready. Hand us another slice of pizza.